Tuesday, January 27, 2015

updayt on kylevf

sup peeps. we had a rekwest to clean one of the filthiest players online. his name is kylevf and he runs away because hes a fraud. SNAKE MAID was sent to clean him but every time she got close he ran. however, she managed to catch him eventually and this is what happened:


he kciked and screemed like a baby but he is now nice and clean. this goes to show that no job is too hard 4 the vfdc custodial services so if u peeps have ne other request dont be afraid too ask.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

rancid cozby

hello again SNAKE CUSTODIAN hear. i just thought u peep who were on the fence hiring us might want footage of our latest work.  one of our loyal employees SNAKE MAID was on her shift when all of a sudden she smelled something fowl. not about to let this go she challenged the purpetretor and this is what happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFbqTkKsflI

what u peeps dont see in this video is that she cleaned this fool so well that he got high off the detergent fumes and started challenging every1 to money matches online... exsept for the MAID because he knows not to mess with the VFDC Custodial Service.

if u peeps have ne more scrubs who need scrubbing, plz post in the comments below.  later peeps.

filthy kylevf

whats up people. it did not take long 4 peeps to request our services.  we already have 2 which i will quote below


Hey Peepsicle,

I had a toilet leek, and poop is skwerting everywere. I reckwire ur services in taking care of the mess. I wuld request SnakeMaid to come do the job. My family tells me that if i dun get it ficksed, that i will hate on my own damn self 4ever. 

I would like snake maid to take care of the mess. Its name is ReivaxU... horrid pai fecal matter everywere. plz help a peep in nead.

Sincearly
SnakeHomeowner

hey homeowner, thank u for eckpressing interest in our services.  SNAKE MAID has been notified of ur request and will work hard to clean that shit from psn

the next peeps name is SnakeRoommate.

Sup Peep,

My toilet is very clogged cuz my big cock fell in it while the toilet was flushing. I need ur help in unclogging it and get it out so i can keep using against any fuck faces mouth.

Also can you tidy up KyleVF. I know its a hard job but I am willing to pay you overtime if needed.

Sincearly 
SnakeRoommate


well roommate this is a hard job because that fool always runs so ill reckwire a lot of pay but maybe if u share that room with me and get to know each other in a good way that will be enough.

if ne of u other peeps have a request, dont be afraid to ask.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

sup peeps

hello everyone is has come to my attention that psn is a mess and needs cleaning with fools like ragged chariot and faren around.  R u tired of a messy network?  R u in need of custodial service?  well stop hating on ur own damn self and post a request to clean psn free of charge.  that is all.

not convinced were the right peeps 4 the job?  watch this sample of our previus work:

http://virtuafighter.com/media/angryflyingchop-ragged-chariot-vs-snake_janitor.550/media